I've appointed myself guest blogger. Today, I'm officially four weeks old! I eat about 5 ounces every three hours and have a wet diaper just as often. My Dad and siblings refuse to put me down or even in my swing and because I am always being coddled, I keep my Mommy up all night wanting the same treatment.
I refuse to sleep in my bed so all that nice music and the soothing vibrations don't work. No sir! Instead, I prefer to sleep between my mommy and daddy in their bed where I kick mommy in the back and stomach all night long, just like I did in her tummy. Sometimes, mommy tricks me and leaves me in my swing, bouncer, or car seat and I sleep just like...well I sleep like a baby! But when I wake up and notice that I'm not being held or in mommy's bed, I wake up screaming. Daddy pretends to be asleep but Mommy wakes up and picks me up! Daddy then wakes up and asks Mommy if everything is okay and if she needs help. Mommy says, "Go back to sleep, asshole." My parents love eachother so much and mommy always uses pet names with my Daddy. Pretty soon, I fall asleep and my mommy stays awake. She looks really mad and can't fall back asleep so she surfs the Internet or writes in her journal or this blog thing. :::::Yawn:::::well the sun is about to come up and I am really sleepy. I feel sorry for Mommy but she can stay awake and watch King of the Hill. Talk to you people soon! D
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Awww but he is sooo cute...
Posted by: Patrice | Thursday, 05 November 2009 at 07:07 AM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: adrienne | Thursday, 05 November 2009 at 10:06 AM
ADORABLE!!! He is so cute!!! OMG!!!
Posted by: Tazzee | Thursday, 05 November 2009 at 02:19 PM
GIRL I CANNOT STAND YOU!!!!
Posted by: Tiffany In Houston | Thursday, 05 November 2009 at 03:40 PM
This is tooo cute! LOL at you calling him an asshole!
Posted by: S23 | Thursday, 05 November 2009 at 03:48 PM
awwwww, thanks quest blogger. Get some rest now, LOL
Posted by: laughing808 | Thursday, 05 November 2009 at 04:58 PM
how cute...talk about bright eyed and bushy-tailed,lol!
Posted by: dmac | Friday, 06 November 2009 at 03:54 PM
Awww...I love the guest blogger..can he come back tomorrow?!?!?!
Sincerely,
Go
Posted by: SincerelyGo | Monday, 09 November 2009 at 02:46 AM
adorable!!!
Posted by: Melanie | Wednesday, 11 November 2009 at 04:28 PM
BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
Posted by: TJeanise | Monday, 23 November 2009 at 09:31 PM
So adorable!! My son is 10 months old and "Go back to sleep, asshole" is a favorite phrase of mine! *lol*
Posted by: MrsTDJ | Monday, 30 November 2009 at 04:11 PM
This is soooo cute! And our "guest blogger" is a heartbreaker already, he's so precious.
Posted by: ali | Friday, 11 December 2009 at 09:52 AM
He is so cute!!!!!!! Awwwwww :)
Posted by: tanyetta | Monday, 21 December 2009 at 02:19 PM