A Mile a Minute: The World of Mrs. Saditty

Woooooooooooooww......

First, a word of apology to my regular readers as well as my regular lurkers. I need to step out of character for a minute for an extra special person...And to any visitors, I apologize in advance!

A person who "can't stand me" visits my blog. On a regular basis. This person tells anyone who will listen how "dumb" I am and that I make slop "just like a pig". Now mind you, according to my blogstats, this person visits almost daily. She and a few others who proclaim to hate my ass. They sit and read with a red button in their hands. Reading, rocking, waiting to read something that they feel is dumb, offense, or that they don't agree with. Then they leap up like dumb little puppies. They leave dumb comments and bark about how dumb I am or how much they cannot stand me. And the next day? They bring their asses right back to do the same thing. Sit, wait, read, complain. They even visit on the days/weeks that I don't post. They re-read other posts and make sure that they didn't miss anything that they could've made a mountain out of. Oh, it sounds dumb to you also? I thought that I was the only one who thought that this was assholic. LOL.  

One dumb ass in particular decided to comment on my post about Nadya Suleman. Said some dumb things that she THOUGHT were sharp and would hurt my feelings. Guess what? The same way I felt when I composed the post, I feel now. I don't care HOW MANY babies that Nadya Suleman shits out. Is she any worse than the closet welfare mamas that I know that we ALL have to take care of with taxpayer money? NO, she is not. She simply did it bigger than any of them. We have bigger fish to fry. Back to this dumb hoe...

Someone who cannot stand you holding on to your every word and allowing you to get them all worked up. QUITE FLATTERING.

There are a few people that I cannot "cyberstand". When I figure out that I cannot stand their asses, I pretty much write them and their blogs off. I don't peek, I don't visit, I don't talk shit about them. I don't open my laptop in the middle of the night to read their foolishness (like they do to me...stats do NOT lie!).  I simply make POSITIVE that their URL NEVER EVER graces my address bar---not at home, not at work, not from a hotel that I am staying in, not on my phone, nowhere. If you are one of the people that I don't fool with, I'll give you a hot minute to check your blog stats and see when was the last time I took my ass over to your place.................Oh, you're back? Didn't see me, huh? Got my drift. Great. What am I trying to say? (And I do hope that my saved readers close their eyes right now), IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FUCKING PEACHES, DON'T SHAKE MY FUCKING TREE.

I am who I am and will not change for any fucking one. Yes, your comments will be deleted IMMEDIATELY. Not because what you say ticks me off, not because I care about who reads it. Because you are an unwelcomed guest and your thoughts ARE NOT welcomed. Yes, I will ban EVERY IP address that you use. NO, I don't give a fuck about you, your opinion, your dog, your mama...nothing. In fact, if you aren't my husband, one of my kids, my Mama, or my Daddy, or the people who come here that I am quite fond of, I don't give a fuck WHAT you think of me. Oh you're mad? Get even madder. Get mad and hot enough for your ass to melt thru the earth and make a hole to China.

I see you there, balling your fists, laughing in that fake way, pretending that this is funny. You and I both know that it is not. You are mad because it is about YOU. A grown ass person who claims that their ass is so important, busy, educated, well-travelled, well-spoken, (insert other shit here) but visits this "pitiful" blog regularly and talks shit about me every chance you get. Yes, you in the Ivory Tower worrying about me, who does not give a FLYING FUCK about you. 

I don't know....maybe the shit you say is intended to hurt or shock (maybe) but it isn't that serious.  And no, it is not working. You are a person who lives miles and miles away who allows someone like me to get their blood pressure up. WOW...you talk much shit about how much you can't stand my ass but you're always here. Well I am here to tell you, FUCK YOU. Hard and Fast.

...and no I will not post things that meet your dumb ass approval OR fly under your dumb ass radar with the things that I write about. This is my fucking "pitiful ass blog" (as you put it). Stay your classy ass faaaaaaaaaaar away.

Love ya'll! Mrs. Saditty

A Big F*&*}% You!!!

 Ok, I am so tired of sitting back and not saying anything but after reading the news, hearing the news, and having people talk to me about the news, I am fed up! I went to visit  Tanyetta today and realized that with my thoughts, I am NOT the Lone Ranger. 

Why are people so f&^%ing concerned about Nadya Suleman??? I mean, the world is crumbling around us but they are watching this chick's every move. Well hear this...I live in "suburbia" and ALL of the people on food stamps and medicaid around these parts are young Caucasian women with multiple children who drive new Honda Odyseyss or Nissan Quests...yeah...the soccer Moms. They live in McMansions and their husbands make "good" money. I witness them slyly sliding the cashiers their Louisiana Purchase Cards while blinding me with the huge rocks on their fingers. Yeah, they look both way and try to be low key but I see 'em. And I KNOW that this is not happening only in my part of the world. While my Black ass figures which account I am going to use to pay my HUGE grocery bill, these heffas purchase baskets full of JUNK after attending their Jaycees meetings and before they pick up the kids from the Country Day school. While I am fumbling in my purse for my $15 co-pay at the doctor, they whip out their Medicaid cards and sashay away to wait their turns. And these are the SAME heffas who are attacking Nadya Suleman. Maybe what she did was crazy...hell, maybe the chick is crazy but let she who is without sin cast the first stone.

If you:

• Have never done something dumb that you could not afford
• Have never had a baby (or even a pregnancy out of wedlock)

• Have NEVER had a child to wander away from you

• Have NEVER rode the system EVER in ANY way

• Have NEVER turned frantic when you realize that your child has wandered away

• Have NEVER had a disagreement with your mother

• Have NEVER felt overwhelmed by being a Mom or just a woman in general

If none of these apply to you then feel free to talk. If any of the above speaks your name, shut the f#!@ up.

...Now, back to the econmy/AIDScrisis/GENOCIDE/etc.etc.etc

Wishing You Were Here!

Hey guys! Just wanted to peep in since I managed to finagle some internet access! We are having a lovely time DESPITE the fact that our resort is up the steepest hill (actually mountain) and that has actually jump started my new workout...lol...the way down is NOT bad but going up??? Taxiiiiiii! Here is a shot of the resort HALFWAY up from the street.  

And a quick pic of us on Reggae Beach outside of Ocho Rios sans makeup or combs....well gotta get back to my climbing!

Talk to you soon!! Mrs S